Mickey 17: I love Nasha...shes my Queen and I bow down to her majesty
Mickey 18:
It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be
For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.
cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
sitting my white ass down and listening
