annabelle–cane on bluesky / panopticat on tiktok / bluegirl22 on ao3 / and uhhh marinao on fucken youtube I guess?

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)

to clarify, it's for undeclared milk. the reason it's class one is because that can be fatal specifically to people who have an allergy or sensitivity to milk. it's not like botulism or anything of the sort

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol

did someone like. die. lmao

i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

boss makes a dollar i make a cent that's why i clog toilets without company consent

the numbers i be makin? 7. 😎

"Oh Max! You'll do soooo many numbers on this post, promise!" i am immune to your curses on me. my teeth grip at your throat and the sound of your voice never reaches past your tongue. do not fuck with me.

@annabelle--cane @theshitpostcalligrapher I do so enjoy having both of you on speed dial (speed tag?)

Wait for it

Que weno

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

ok fuck that got me

would love to comment on rpf about myself like "my dick is smaller than what you suggest here"

beast of love

her smile….

once upon a time, she too was small

That is a BIG smile!

im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually

I think the thing that struck me most about the terror is that for how truly bleak it is, it’s remarkably full of scenes of kindness. I started joking to myself at some point that it was the hurt/comfort show, but, like, it kind of is. goodsir trying to soothe david young in his death throes, crozier giving blanky his whiskey before surgery, jopson attending to crozier during withdrawal, goodsir spending so much time with silna and silna cuddling him during his panic attack, koveyook feeding irving despite him being a random stranger whose language he couldn’t understand, crozier mercy killing fitzjames and fitzjames trying to volunteer himself for cannibalism before he died, silna and the rest of the netsilik saving and taking in crozier despite everything, and crozier holding little as he died. insane show.

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The trick is that they're all self inserts. Every character you write is an expression of some understanding of yourself, or desire for something better, or a million other things. It all comes from you.

Brave boy

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.