my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wouldn’t it be funny if we made this post one of those
Right @non-tyrannical-usa (wink wink nudge nudge)
This is the tenth time I’ve seen this exact fucking post on my dash today wtf, it hasn’t even been three hours
Good, that means it’s working.
everyone reblog this again
Gang up on our mutuals
GUYS STOP
Never.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES
And you’ll see it again.
how often do i have to see this post, save meeee
I have like 50 spots until my queue is full again so I’ll fill it up :D
Oh hey wait putting it in the queue is genius
why even queue it
FUCK OFF WHY DID YOU REBLOG THIS FROM ME YOU BLOODY-
I’m not even mutuals with any of you and yet here this fucking post is for the 86th time
Y'all I'ma bouta be so funny=)
Oh I get to have more fun with this post :D this rocks!!!!
Meow mama I’m bringing this into the Elvisverse :3
@emo-presley @catgirl-presley @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-official @leprechaun-elvis-official @elvisander-presleyton @elvis-compressedly @elvis-mumbo @elvis-parsley-chiapet @ all the other Elvii I’m too lazy to list
oog summoning caveman buddies
oog feel like oog forgetting someone, oog apologize if this the case
uuuuh Oog forget @thragglikesrockzthragglikesblog and @cavemann-grocc maybe?
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
aw i found the sequel!! ;U;
A actual fucking hero dude
I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD
you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED
you have a wha
Do not obey in advance.
Keep hating It's working
Okay but reblogging specifically for "Tesla in Distressla" because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f
This post represents tumblr
Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao
ARE YOU SERIOUS
The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”
And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.
You dont get this post do you? Lol
The comments are priceless.
So many people being clueless.
Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”
Holy fuck man not you too
So many non-comprehending mother fuckers
Pure comedy gold.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills
how dare you say we piss into the asshole
