they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

Having a fp sucks. The fact I need constant reassurance from them and will feel physically sick if I go a certain amount of time without talking to them is just awful. What’s worse is that I’m so self aware of it and I will literally know I’m about to crashout in regard to them but it STILL HAPPENS. Then I do some dbt and I’m fine but like DAMN let me breathe 😭

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

Most of these parents have the vaccines. The adults were manipulated by junk science peddled by fellow vaccinated morons.

The children deserve a better life.