sit and stay a little while

artistica18:

The Brood

(via frownyalfred)

dykealloy:

I call this the create a new problem technique

(via valtsv)

huntress1013:

This is so utterly hairraisingly ridiculous that you wish she made that story up, but it is unfortunately true.

(via seananmcguire)

naamahdarling:

6qubed:

moniquill:

heymerle:

absentlyabbie:

epically-epic-epicosity:

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

It’s hard to do that in clothing from that period - that’s bad costuming.

No, that’s historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It’s just that what it’s trying to achieve is BOOBS.

so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don’t know) she’s not actually a french maid, she’s a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her “work” closet or that of the brothel where she was employed

Yeah that’s, ah, that’s very good costuming. It held everything in but let it do its thing. And it looked good and properly fitted. A+!

(via seananmcguire)

funny-tik-toks:

(via gladiolus---amicitia)

star-mom-selkie:

asu-xu-namir:

living-shifting-oil:

silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2:

beetroot-merchant:

silaswhatever:

cemeterygrace:

ibuildblasters:

four-two-six:

beetroot-merchant:

pepper-steak12:

gumi-megpoidd:

cannibalcaprine:

K

U

N

G

P

O

W

P

U

S

S

Y

(via villaincousland)

etherealspacejelly:

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says “i dont need to write that down, ill remember it” that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because “this shouldn’t be this hard”. it is hard, so make it easier.

(via yardofblondegirls)

redstonedust:

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, “wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it.” has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was “itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike.” . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

(via asterlark)

perfect-puppy:

thank you Google wonderful AI you have here

(via yeahthatsfair)

samreich:

everyone says “go to therapy” but nobody tells you you’ll miss out on THIS

(via benjji2795)

fifty-shadesofgay:

ALT

(via fractalexplanations)

cipheramnesia:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

still thinking about the interaction I had while grocery shopping on the weekend, when we got to the milk isle a worker was just starting to load up the fridge so we asked if he could just hand us a jug right, and then when he did my mom went ‘nice and fresh!’ you know small talk and the worker stopped. took the milk back out of my hands. and said 'fresh? I can do better.’ and then walked into the back of the store and came back a few minutes later with….I guess, better milk? unreleased milk? premium store brand milk advanced copy???

help last week a guy gave her extra fried chicken and when she said that she only wanted one he went “I got you 😏” and then today the deli guy gave her a full pound of cheese for the price of the quarter she ordered…what is my mom doing to woo all these supermarket employees 😭

The good deeds we do are not judged by the weight of our heart in the afterlife but by the value of kindness to service workers while we are still alive.

(via helloitsbees)

zabouncer:

zabouncer:

pendulouspuppyudders:

pendulouspuppyudders:

shut up about how “bad” she did at a sport, a woman is being told she can’t do something because of the way she was born, she just happens to be trans so yall think misogyny and bioessentialism is suddenly ok

“she only placed in 24th!” well im only gonna explode you with my mind

I do love learning that people I know’s support for women like me extends only as long as we never strive to actually be the best at something.

Love doing something? Better hope you’re only mediocre at best, as otherwise you’ll be kicked down to where you belong for daring to take the place of a real person.

Fight for my inclusion because I’m a fucking woman, not because I’m too pathetic to have a chance in hell at excelling or of beating you.

(via dimir-charmer)

perditionsflames:

valtsv:

valtsv:

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

(via booomerangarrow)

frownyalfred:

frownyalfred:

I think there’s a natural cycle where new Robins see the grandeur and luxury of the Manor and think Bruce is some spoiled orphan hopped up on his own money (they’re not entirely wrong) and then one day at breakfast Bruce will randomly mention an obscure dish he learned in a Thai prison and Alfred will lean over and say “oh yes, I do recall that one - spicy at first!” and then they’ll happily rank various prison foods together (and then the prisons themselves, then solitary confinement, then respective “enhanced interrogation measures”) while Robin is just sitting there trying to finish their oatmeal without their jaw dropping open

(via frownyalfred)