Nothing says “fourth of July” like hanging out with a bunch of other trans queers and looking as much as possible like I’m destroying the fabric of American family values
Oh I love you @elvis-official
@elvis-official has several things in common with this cheeky crow?
*delighted crow hoppies*
i love to see other gimmick blogs with similar people behind them :3
The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate is getting really into Elden Ring, like playing it all hours of the day. I'm glad he's adjusting so well to modern technology but I want to use the TV sometimes too, you know?
13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate saw me taking my meds and made me explain what each pill does. I guess medicine's changed a lot since his day because he seemed really interested. It's been a couple hours and he still keeps muttering things like "to think a healer could work such miracles..."
ohhhh
13th century Swedish peasant girl roommate stole my fucking leftovers again
The true unsung star of that episode was Elaine. Sam created the Game Changer Intelligence Agency but had no way of knowing that there was a mole in his own home. She'd been there the whole time! Elaine. Queen. Is 51st base planting a camera in your own kitchen to help your partner's employees get petty revenge on him?
AN ARTICLE ABOUT APPLE'S MURDERBOT ADAPTATION JUST DROPPED!!
And it has so many pics!!
This is perfect. Just. Yes.
RATTHI! 🥰🥰🥰
GURATHIN! ❤️
LITERALLY EVERYONE!!!
And more:
The article also mentions we'll get glimpses of "Rise and Fall of the Sanctuary Moon" and I literally cannot wait :D
Ok looks good!
But that one bit about a human trying to seduce Murderbot
Like
I can just hear Murderbot howling
“Nobody tries to seduce secunits!! What is even happening in this show”
grumble grumble back to Sanctuary Moon which is at least aware that it’s unrealistic
There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.
His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”
