My name is Kimmett. Millenial, bisexual, no preffered pronouns and that's all the info that I thinks is relevant, if you have any questions asks are encouraged. This blog sadly has nothing to do with the great Oscar Wilde but I do enjoy shit posts. I like to think he'd appreciate that.

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tealeafpirate:

eviefrie:

sasukehoe:

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

from the same thread:

I once wore green cargo pants with a black hoodie in Belfast in the mid 2000s and two separate people yelled “alright there Kim Possible?”

vamptits:

if I were a bee I’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can’t escape (remembers you’re not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

riotbard:

Isn’t it nice that the perception that trans women are aggressive and violent is an excuse to subject trans women to aggression and violence?

dumbpuppyfag:

stop trying to suck me off i’m not done telling jokes

funny-tik-toks:

crab-detector:

why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat:

ottermatopoeia:

autumngracy:

fortunes-haven:

roach-works:

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

Vox

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers.

One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

“Can you describe your prior work experience?”

“I’m a professional crab botherer.”

Fuck yeah!!!!

Crab detected! ✅

pregnantseinfeld:

Ooookay, let’s break this down you rancid chicken nugget. You are spewing pure tankie nonsense right now. In my family alone there are several VERY progressive blackwater mercenaries, and furthermore

omegaversereloaded:

omegaversereloaded:

does anyone have the “you should give him some pussy” tweet please

what-day-of-the-week:

the-nephelococcygian:

lumpyflakycum:

Original post located.

Voices, posted to deviantart on April 27, 2015 by user WolfRoad

https://www.deviantart.com/wolfroad/art/Voices-525348067

This has been Rick’s Original Post Location Service, we’ll never let you down! 😎

April 27 2015 was a Monday!

anarchopuppy:

catsandcataclysms:

inkstars1138:

beaft:

beaft:

googling shit like “why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends” and all of the answers are either “you need better friends” (i don’t; my friends are wonderful) or “your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels” (i don’t; i’ve got tons of energy, it’s just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it’s like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say “you were fun today and no one hated you”

tags via @ratbastarddotfuck

ive heard this called “dopamine withdrawal”, its a v real thing (and yes, v similar to sub drop)

it helps to recognize it as a simple, predictable chemical imbalance and try not to internalize it. human brains are v good at turning “i feel shitty” into “its bc im a piece of shit” - remind urself that no, its bc that just happens sometimes after u have a fun time