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Sat, 12 Apr 2025 08:52:26 -0700

hellsitegenetics:
apple-a-la-mode:
dr–wizard:
apple-a-la-mode:
mercurialdeity:

apple-a-la-mode:
supergameboytwo:
apple-a-la-mode:
kuipernebula:
apple-a-la-mode:
did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

String identified:
a a cg a ac t ga
at’ ac
at’ ac
t a cg
t t t g
Closest match: Citrus sinensis genome assembly, chromosome: 8
Common name: Sweet Orange
(image source)

koko-blueturtle: carcin0-8: is-this-an-owl: renee561: vancouvery:dduane: leo9thecat: searching4...

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 23:10:31 -0700

koko-blueturtle:

carcin0-8:

is-this-an-owl:

renee561:

vancouvery:
dduane:

leo9thecat:

searching4sarahtonin:

tyrannosarcophagous:
not-used-to-being-normal:

danandphan:

danandphan:

gigglygamer:

allnaturaltrashfruit:

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

@leo9thecat this one’s for you eh! 😉

@searching4sarahtonin, there’s also this one.

(chuckle)

O..(mg!) Canada!

I welcome the Canadian overlords actually 🤷‍♀️. Maybe we’ll get better Healthcare

WOWIWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOOWOWOOWOW CANADA

@despairdoodlesreal united states of outside canada coming to fruition

And now Canada is Original Canada. No where is just Canada.

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 22:41:23 -0700

teaboot:

niltia:
drjokes:
json-derulo:
assiraphales:
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper
okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.
My friend’s book is mentioned in this paper!!
There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it’s worth. It is

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 22:20:25 -0700

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

mythicgarden-deactivated2025030:
wizard-council-museum-clerk:
reldarazthewizard:
wizardofthepit:
Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.
OH FUCK
Oh sick
Greetings from the museum! Oh yeah!
WIZARD OSHA TIP: The wizard on fire in this image is actually the safest by a mile. Please do not roast foodstuffs over a mysterious cauldron fire; magical side effects are all but guaranteed and will only get worse the longer the cauldron has been in service.
The correct procedure in this case would be to roast them over the flaming wizard instead.

Her name is Stabitha.

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:10:21 -0700

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Stabitha.
By Mr Lovenstein

y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick:worstseawitch: whatsitnot: vul...

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:36:53 -0700

y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick:

worstseawitch:

whatsitnot:

vulpeculavolans:

pactmagic:

somewhat-honest-abe:

brainshart:

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

TRANSCRIPT:

JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.

AUDEINCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.

AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS

MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”

Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!

“I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo

Did I reblog this yet? Who knows? But it has been done as of now.

I don’t know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:45:07 -0700

badatevrythinq:

sharkdogsomething-deactivated20:
teaboot:
I don’t know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don’t really even seem to like each other but they’re always exactly the same. this has happened four times
@niceferatu
this is always them I fear

For real! Progressive is like this with a whole cast instead of just Flo, and State Farm has that…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 23:10:24 -0700

curls-cat:

is anyone else like. really creeped out by the genre of commercial that’s like. ‘this guy lives breathes and dies for the insurance company’ or whatever?
I’m thinking specifically about this one for car insurance where the guy is literally dreaming about work every night, but it also applies to a bunch of others.
like they’re trying to sell you the idea that your exoerience as the consumer is so important to these guys that it consumes them, but it just feels. i dunno man. insidious? like when i dream about work it’s always stressful. and the idea that these characters are so consumed with their jobs is just sad.

For real! Progressive is like this with a whole cast instead of just Flo, and State Farm has that guy who wears his uniform everywhere even when spending time with family. I want to drop kick the General

The only insurance commercials I can tolerate anymore are Allstate because the mascot is Mayhem (he’s getting long in the tooth for those action shots tho)

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 22:20:39 -0700

animentality:

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:30:48 -0700

is-this-a-cat:

caats:
…Yep, that’s a PS5!

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 20:38:50 -0700

mxtomituck:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

lagtrainzzz: numahachi: you people have reaction images for...

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 19:48:39 -0700

lagtrainzzz:

numahachi:

you people have reaction images for everything

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 18:58:29 -0700

lifeintheworldtocome:

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 18:06:38 -0700

degeneration-design-doctor:

cute-catts:

I bought a desktop laminator using money I got for my birthday and by god if this isn’t the sexiest…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 17:16:53 -0700

occoris:

peachdoxie:
peachdoxie:
peachdoxie:
I bought a desktop laminator using money I got for my birthday and by god if this isn’t the sexiest piece of office equipment I’ve ever had the pleasure of owning
@sapinelle okay
👍

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 16:46:34 -0700

charl0ttan:

only-cat-memes:

You have to be careful walking in this house because Hurley will run after me, forgetting that he…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 16:26:41 -0700

pepperandpals:

You have to be careful walking in this house because Hurley will run after me, forgetting that he was naturally given the gift of flight.

I feel like somebody watching me and I look up and see this

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 20:38:45 -0700

pepperandpals:

I feel like somebody watching me and I look up and see this

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 19:48:33 -0700

sparrowww0428:

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not…

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 18:58:43 -0700

sharkodactyl:

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”